Ablogalypse Now

Scent of A Woman

They really should have considered getting Al Pacino to do a commercial for this stuff. HOO-AHH!!!

Now THAT's What I Call Pain!

Move over Lorena Bobbitt. I can only hope that this poor idiot was too hammered to feel this.

ANNOY A LIBERAL

BE A DUMBASS CONSERVATIVE WHO ADORNS THEIR VEHICLE WITH FEEBLE-MINDED ANTI-LIBERAL GIBBERISH.

"ANNOY A LIBERAL - WORK, SUCCEED, BE HAPPY"
"KERRY'S SCARY"
"FLUSH THE JOHNS"

Who makes this shit up? Probably the same people who hang these from the back of their truck bumper.

Well, fuck it. At the risk of lowering myself to their level, here's a couple of my own.

Scary

It appears that someone found their way here by Googling "randy johnson nude".

OK, I know it takes all kinds of people to make the world go round but for chrissakes people!

Yes his nickname is "The Big Unit" but I think this has more to do with his height than his penis size.

And besides, with all due respect to Randy, he's not exactly easy on the eyes with his clothes on, much less off.

You Love Me! You Really Love Me!

A perusal of my most recent comments turned up this little gem from a guy by the name of Ron Jackson. Well, Ron I appreciate the fact that you were brave enough to post your name but you are, as many of your vile conservative ilk, dead wrong.

>>Your site is a testimony to the immature, shortsighted, ignorant and potentially devastating attitude of puppydog democrats that need someone to tell them when and why, how and for whom. You prove that all people may be created equally, but some don't know what to do with it. You should be exterminated.<<

Immature? Do you mean like you're either with us, or against us?

Shortsighted? As in, what the fuck do we do after we've removed Saddam from power?

Ignorant? Do you mean like, the Iraqis will welcome us as liberators?

Potentially devastating? As in all of the above fuckups that are the result of Herr Bush's Messianic War to Remake the World?

And don't even get me going about people who need to be told when and why, how and for whom. Don't kid yourself. That observation can be equally applied to people on both sides of the political spectrum.

And I should be exterminated?

Is this Tom DeLay? Where's the love? Whatever happened to compassionate conservatism?

Tofu Meow Mix?

I'm sorry, but this is just too damned silly. If you're a vegan or vegetarian who is in a moral dilemma over feeding your dogs and/or cats meat-based foods, then maybe you should consider getting a hamster or a gerbil, or a bird.

UFO's Spotted in Mexico

Believe it or not, sports fans but Reuters has just released a story about a March 5 encounter involving a UFO and a Mexican Air Force surveillance plane.

Is This For Real?

I found this here. It looks semi-phoney but the site's in Italian so I can't decipher it.