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GOP Cash-whore Jim Click Backs Munsil

As if anyone needs one more reason not to buy a car, a bar of soap, or even a scrap of used toilet paper from this waterheaded, back-slapping, Bush-fellating, aw-shucks, country-fried hayseed, king-hell turd merchant and lunatic linkhorn of a car salesman.

Len Munsil: Still A Liar, and A Hypocrite Too

Len Munsil, or Len Dunsil as I'm thinking about referring to him from now on really bristles at the suggestion that he's a zealot.

Check out his blog entry from September 15:

We received this curious broadside on the night of our victory from Barry Dill, one of Janet Napolitano's key advisers:

"Over the next eight weeks, we are confident that Len Munsil will be exposed for the inexperienced, out-of-the-mainstream zealot that he truly is."

Wow. Maybe the reporters just didn't write down the civil, gracious comment we would expect from the leader of our state. You know: "We congratulate Len on his primary victory and look forward to a spirited debate on the issues." I'm sure that's what they meant to say.

But much more revealing is this -- a simple Christian faith is defined as zealotry by Janet Napolitano's mouthpiece.

That kind of over-the-top rhetoric makes it pretty clear how Janet really sees things. At the same time, it raises plenty of questions about her new-found, election-year interest in visiting megachurches filled with "zealots." Genuine interest in spiritual matters or cynical exploitation of the faith community? Only God knows.

You may be a lot of things in this world Len, a so-called public policy expert & conservative organizational entrepreneur, a lawyer, a journalist, an author, a prodigious breeder and proud father of eight beaming future Christocrats, a witless boob and promoter of intrusive moral fascism and flat-earth irrationality - but you are in no way shape, or form merely a man of, "simple Christian faith."

While I don't in any way share their views, Proud Godless Heathen Sodomite that I am, I know people that have simple Christian faith, to include friends, family, former co-workers and sometime current employers, but you sir, are no simple Christian.

Simpleminded - mos' definitely but not simple.

You see Len, simple Christians, the real ones anyway, not the ones who throw their faith in your face every chance they get, don't go around saying shit like, "I'm a Christian, and you should be too, or you're gonna burn in Hell." And they sure as shit don't concern themselves with people's private lives, like what positions they fuck their husbands/wives in, whether they want to gamble or not, who they choose to love, and what a woman can or cannot do with her own fucking body.

No sir, you can bitch and whine all you want about how your so-called simple Christianity is being unfairly labeled as zealotry but you will never, ever be the equal of real Christians who are more concerned for really helping people - like helping feed, cloth and shelter the homeless, feed the hungry, and help the terminally ill die with dignity - than they are with moral grandstanding and shoving their view of right and wrong down people's throats.

And as for the hypocrisy, well....I find it pretty fucking funny that a guy who spent so much time, money and energy heading an organization that, among other things, promotes abstinence before marriage actually gave his own wife a ride on the baloney pony (and got her pregnant to boot!) before their union had been properly sanctified in the all-seeing eyes of Your Lord and Savior.

Len Munsil: Sock Puppet For James Dobson (And Jesus Too!)

Yes, that's right folks, he's got 8 kids (but I thought them damn dirty illegals were the only ones that bred that much?) the right hairdo, the endorsement of resident faux hero and 3/4-time ass pony for the Bush regime John McCain (Maverick my eye), AND he's running for governor of our great, but thoroughly insane state and, with all due credit to Will Durst, rest assured that A Munsil victory will mean a victory for...Jesus Freakish, Christocratic, lying, holier-than-thou, rightwing, cruel, crude, rude, gauche, coarse, crass, cocky, corrupt, dishonest, debauched, degenerate, dissolute, swaggering, abortion doctor shooting, bullhorn shouting, infra-structure destroying, buck passing, hysterical, criminal, history defying, finger pointing, nepotistic, aspersion casting, clearcutting, election fixing, women's rights eradicating, Medicare cutting, uncouth, spiteful, boorish, vengeful, jingoistic, homophobic (especially this), xenophobic (and this), xylophonic, racist (and this), sexist (and this), ageist, theo-fascist, cashist, audaciously stupid (this too, big time), brazenly selfish, lethally ignorant (boo-yaa!), corporation kissing, poverty inducing, crooked, coercive, autocratic, primitive (can't forget this one, either), uppity, high-handed, domineering, arrogant (did I mention this one yet?), inhuman, inhumane, inbred (oh yes), inept, insipid, incapable, incompetent, ineffectual, insolent, insincere, know-it-all, snotty, pompous, contemptuous, supercilious, gutless, spineless, shameless, avaricious, noxious, poisonous, imperious (this too), merciless, graceless, tactless, brutish, brutal, Karl Roving, backward thinking (especially this one), persistent vegetative state grandstanding (Terri Schiavo Part Deux, anyone?), evolution denying (can't forget this one, either), irony deprived, consciously depraved, conceited, perverted, hellish, smarty pants, loudmouth, bullying, swell headed, ethics eluding, domestic spying, medical marijuana busting, blustering, malevolent, demonizing, Muslim baiting, illegal immigrant scapegoating, conservative judge packing, science disputing (Forward to the Dark Ages!), faith-based advocating (I'll gladly give you this bowl of soup for your Immortal Soul), nonsense spewing (did we hit this one yet?), education ravaging (unless it's Jee-zus Edyookayshun, of course), whiny, insane (this too), unscrupulous, lily livered, greedy (exponential factor fifteen), fraudulent, delusional, anybody who disagrees with them slandering, fact twisting, non-Christian alienating, betraying, god and flag waving (hell yeah!), Rapture and Armageddon loving (double hell yeah!), smirking, bastardly, voting machine tampering, sociopathic, cowardly, treasonous, Constitution shredding, oppressive, vulgar, antagonistic, trust funding, nontipping, tyrannizing, peace hating, water and air and ground and media and culture polluting (which is pretty much all the polluting you can get), deadly, traitorous, swindling, pernicious, lethal, illegal, haughty, venomous, virulent, mephitic, egotistic, bloodthirsty, yellowbelly, hypocritical, and oh yeah, did I say evil, I'm not sure if I said evil, because I want to make sure I say evil . . . EVIL, cretinous, slime buckets in Arizona, and throughout this great nation.

And he's a liar too, did I mention that?

While Conservative Christianity and chronic, cranio-rectal impaction go together like Mel Gibson and Anti-Semitism, that is still no excuse for trying to pass yourself off as the, "founding President and General Counsel for The Center for Arizona Policy, a nonprofit, nonpartisan public policy organization."

Hello Len, you can only call something nonpartisan if it truly is nonpartisan, just saying it is doesn't make it so.

Here's an excerpt from the CAP website to give you an idea of what Munsil considers "nonpartisan":

"CAP is one of the leading organizations in Arizona actively fighting in the legislature and media for conservative, traditional views on gambling, homosexuality and pornography.

CAP battles organizations like Planned Parenthood, the ACLU and gay rights groups that seek to destroy traditional families and traditional moral values. CAP has developed strong bonds with friends like Arizona Right to Life, Crisis Pregnancy Centers, Arizona Families for Home Education, Alliance Defense Fund and many others including local churches. Although starting later than many other FPCs, CAP has quickly become the largest FPC in the United States, and has an unparalleled record of legislative success and cultural influence."

There you have it folks, non partisanism, Len Munsil style. And did I mention that the guy has 8 motherfucking kids? Jesus H. Christ on a rubber crutch! Who the fuck has 8 fucking kids these days?

So, yeah, the choice is clear, if you have a hardon, or a case of the screaming thigh sweats for the End Times, and if you want to see a NASCAR track built along the border where racist, xenophobic whack jobs will pay big bucks to watch university professors, secularists and other suspected witches dunked in water to see if they float, abortion havers and abortion doctors get stoned to death, gays and lesbians and non-Christians beheaded, and them damn dirty, parasitic Messkin's get flung back over the border from a Medieval-style catapult - then vote for Len Munsil - it's the Christian thing to do.

Land rapers set sights on Catalinas

There are already more mines in this state than just about any other and yet it seems that the land-raping-pillaging-plundering greedwhore community will simply not rest until every mineable, or potentially mineable square inch of land - from the most barren to the most beautiful - in this state is turned into what will one day be nothing more than a big worthless hunk of geological swiss cheese.

With the notable exception of Ray Carroll, here's a big John Holmes-sized "fuck you" to the soulless turd merchants on the Pima County Board of Supervisors.

So what if it's on federal land and open to exploitation - just because it is, does that mean they should?

Someday I hope the biggest oil deposits ever found turn out to be directly beneath every major national monument in Washington DC, or beneath the alleged birthplace of the fictitious messiah Jesus Christ, just to see what would happen.

Christian Propagandist to Distribute AZ Border "Documentary"

A “documentary” about illegal immigration in Cochise County will be shown at a big time conservative film festival in Los Angeles this weekend.

The Liberty Film Festival is basically just a conservative anti-Sundance Festival that bills itself as a forum for free speech (jingoism), patriotism (blind nationalism) and religious freedom (Judeo-Christian Theo-Fascism).

Transplanted Sierra Vista resident Mercedes Maharis seemed genuinely thrilled that her film, “Cochise County USA: Cries from the Border” managed to catch the eye of a guy by the name of Stephen K. Bannon.

It turns out that Mr. Bannon’s primary cinematic raison d’etre is to use his position to help re-shape American culture, to whatever extent possible, from a biblical perspective.

I did a little digging and discovered that Bannon has recently been brown-nosing with former Nixon administration uber-hatchet man turned Christian prison activist Chuck Colson.  This brown-nosing has among other things included attending a number of discreet meetings arranged by Colson's evangelical theo-fascist think-tank the Wilberforce Forum.

Bannon says that Maharis’ film has no point of view and presents the bare facts of the border situation devoid of any sort of an agenda.

Yeah, right…save that load of bullshit for The Minutemen...

Brain-dead Halfwits Destroy 100-year Old Tucson Cacti

I sincerely hope that the next time these stupid and utterly worthless walking pieces of shit decide to chop down a cactus, that at least one of the fuckers gets crushed beneath it and dies an agonizingly slow, and excruciatingly painful death.

(Photo by Rich-Joseph Facun / Arizona Daily Star)