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6,570...

...plus or minus a couple hundred, is, according to my calculations, roughly the number of days of my life that I spent stoned and/or drunk, or in some other state of severe chemical derangement...how I managed to navigate those years without maiming and/or killing myself or someone else is beyond my comprehension...

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