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Arizona baseball fans are pathetic

Even though the D-Backs are having a pretty damned good year  so far, all season long the attendance has been in the high teens and low 20's. We've had pitchers throw complete games and even flirt with shutouts while the miserable buffoons in the stands sit on their asses and yawn. Every time those miserable perennial losers the Chicago Cubs come to town their fans cheer louder than our fans. And so it was last night as the D-backs squared off against the American League leading Boston Red Sox.

Every at-bat, every hitter and every hit got 10 times as much applause as the same effort made by a hometown player.

Try to imagine how that must have felt for the guys on the field. Would you want to stay in a city that consistently cheers more for the other team than they do for you?

Fuck you, Phoenix, you don't deserve a professional baseball team.

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