Len Munsil: Sock Puppet For James Dobson (And Jesus Too!)

Yes, that's right folks, he's got 8 kids (but I thought them damn dirty illegals were the only ones that bred that much?) the right hairdo, the endorsement of resident faux hero and 3/4-time ass pony for the Bush regime John McCain (Maverick my eye), AND he's running for governor of our great, but thoroughly insane state and, with all due credit to Will Durst, rest assured that A Munsil victory will mean a victory for...Jesus Freakish, Christocratic, lying, holier-than-thou, rightwing, cruel, crude, rude, gauche, coarse, crass, cocky, corrupt, dishonest, debauched, degenerate, dissolute, swaggering, abortion doctor shooting, bullhorn shouting, infra-structure destroying, buck passing, hysterical, criminal, history defying, finger pointing, nepotistic, aspersion casting, clearcutting, election fixing, women's rights eradicating, Medicare cutting, uncouth, spiteful, boorish, vengeful, jingoistic, homophobic (especially this), xenophobic (and this), xylophonic, racist (and this), sexist (and this), ageist, theo-fascist, cashist, audaciously stupid (this too, big time), brazenly selfish, lethally ignorant (boo-yaa!), corporation kissing, poverty inducing, crooked, coercive, autocratic, primitive (can't forget this one, either), uppity, high-handed, domineering, arrogant (did I mention this one yet?), inhuman, inhumane, inbred (oh yes), inept, insipid, incapable, incompetent, ineffectual, insolent, insincere, know-it-all, snotty, pompous, contemptuous, supercilious, gutless, spineless, shameless, avaricious, noxious, poisonous, imperious (this too), merciless, graceless, tactless, brutish, brutal, Karl Roving, backward thinking (especially this one), persistent vegetative state grandstanding (Terri Schiavo Part Deux, anyone?), evolution denying (can't forget this one, either), irony deprived, consciously depraved, conceited, perverted, hellish, smarty pants, loudmouth, bullying, swell headed, ethics eluding, domestic spying, medical marijuana busting, blustering, malevolent, demonizing, Muslim baiting, illegal immigrant scapegoating, conservative judge packing, science disputing (Forward to the Dark Ages!), faith-based advocating (I'll gladly give you this bowl of soup for your Immortal Soul), nonsense spewing (did we hit this one yet?), education ravaging (unless it's Jee-zus Edyookayshun, of course), whiny, insane (this too), unscrupulous, lily livered, greedy (exponential factor fifteen), fraudulent, delusional, anybody who disagrees with them slandering, fact twisting, non-Christian alienating, betraying, god and flag waving (hell yeah!), Rapture and Armageddon loving (double hell yeah!), smirking, bastardly, voting machine tampering, sociopathic, cowardly, treasonous, Constitution shredding, oppressive, vulgar, antagonistic, trust funding, nontipping, tyrannizing, peace hating, water and air and ground and media and culture polluting (which is pretty much all the polluting you can get), deadly, traitorous, swindling, pernicious, lethal, illegal, haughty, venomous, virulent, mephitic, egotistic, bloodthirsty, yellowbelly, hypocritical, and oh yeah, did I say evil, I'm not sure if I said evil, because I want to make sure I say evil . . . EVIL, cretinous, slime buckets in Arizona, and throughout this great nation.

And he's a liar too, did I mention that?

While Conservative Christianity and chronic, cranio-rectal impaction go together like Mel Gibson and Anti-Semitism, that is still no excuse for trying to pass yourself off as the, "founding President and General Counsel for The Center for Arizona Policy, a nonprofit, nonpartisan public policy organization."

Hello Len, you can only call something nonpartisan if it truly is nonpartisan, just saying it is doesn't make it so.

Here's an excerpt from the CAP website to give you an idea of what Munsil considers "nonpartisan":

"CAP is one of the leading organizations in Arizona actively fighting in the legislature and media for conservative, traditional views on gambling, homosexuality and pornography.

CAP battles organizations like Planned Parenthood, the ACLU and gay rights groups that seek to destroy traditional families and traditional moral values. CAP has developed strong bonds with friends like Arizona Right to Life, Crisis Pregnancy Centers, Arizona Families for Home Education, Alliance Defense Fund and many others including local churches. Although starting later than many other FPCs, CAP has quickly become the largest FPC in the United States, and has an unparalleled record of legislative success and cultural influence."

There you have it folks, non partisanism, Len Munsil style. And did I mention that the guy has 8 motherfucking kids? Jesus H. Christ on a rubber crutch! Who the fuck has 8 fucking kids these days?

So, yeah, the choice is clear, if you have a hardon, or a case of the screaming thigh sweats for the End Times, and if you want to see a NASCAR track built along the border where racist, xenophobic whack jobs will pay big bucks to watch university professors, secularists and other suspected witches dunked in water to see if they float, abortion havers and abortion doctors get stoned to death, gays and lesbians and non-Christians beheaded, and them damn dirty, parasitic Messkin's get flung back over the border from a Medieval-style catapult - then vote for Len Munsil - it's the Christian thing to do.