Fuck You Falwell, Lucifer Doesn't Exist!

And the sooner that fat, feeble-minded, theo-fascist fuckwit and his miserably ignorant flock get that through their thick, rectally-impacted skulls, the better off this country, and by extension, the world, will be.

In a related story, 4 out of 5 Falwell followers are more afraid of future House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, than they are of Spiderman's evil arch-nemesis The Green Goblin.