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Bush Attacked By Severed Hand

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WASHINGTON (FubarNews) - President Bush was visibly stunned earlier today after being caught off guard by a severed human hand that attempted to gouge out his eyes and somehow managed to elude his security detail. The Secret Service is asking anyone with any information about the hand to step forward in the interest of national security.

Wednesday, January 25, 2006 in Funny Stuff |

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