The Greying of Hair Rock America

Who the fuck calls a radio station in this day and age and requests something, anything, from '80's hair rock/fluff metal peddlers Whitesnake?

You see, this is a big part of what's wrong with terrestrial radio. This pandering to people with some seriously fucked-up musical tastes.

No, sir...not only are we not going to play,"Here I Go Again (On My Own)", "In The Still of the Night" or any of the other weak-assed and lame blue-collar audio tripe these ridiculous limey bastards put out, but we're also going to send a couple of interns down to the payphone you're calling from so they can beat that fluffy metal loving bullshit right the fuck out of you....please stay on the line...