Fubar NewsFlash: Cheney Goes On the Lam

WASHINGTON (Fubar News) - With the threat of a possible indictment looming over his head, Vice President Dick Cheney has reportedly commandeered a weapons-capable presidential limousine and is leading local authorities on a high-speed chase out of town.

Witnesses say that Cheney appeared to have been drinking and was openly brandishing Saddam Hussein’s much-prized sidearm that was presented to President Bush after Hussein’s capture last year.

Unbeknownst to many, this is not the first time Cheney has exhibited such unpredictably volatile behavior.

Authorities say that the Vice President is extremely dangerous and is to be avoided at all costs. 

More on this story as it develops.