The Carl's Sr. Freedom Burger

This commercial parody was the intro on the March 4 airing of HBO's Real Time with Bill Maher....fucking hilarious...especially so since I can't fucking stand those obnoxiously disgusting Carl's Jr. commercials, and also because it epitomizes, in a perverse way, the American way of life....I only wish I had the picture to go with it...

ANNOUNCER: Hey, America! Do you like burgers? Do you really like burgers? Well, come see what’s cooking at Carl’s Sr. [laughter] We took eight pounds of flame-broiled Angus beef. [laughter] Topped with crispy lettuce, pickles, fresh tomatoes, two kinds of bacon, our secret sauce, a third kind of bacon, [laughter] onion rings, Tex-Mex chili, [laughter] another eight-pound beef patty, [laughter] mushrooms in savory sauce, a personal pan pizza, [laughter] nachos, a ham-and-cheese omelette, old-fashioned country gravy, a steaming mound of our three-alarm buffalo wings, [laughter] guacamole, four of our regular burgers, [laughter] sauerkraut and a mild mustard, all topped with our cinnamon apple fritter. [laughter]

The Carl’s Sr. Freedom Burger. If you can’t finish it, they win…[laughter]

Also available with cheese. [applause]