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Edwards' Parting Words

Listening to it on AAR right now. He just said that although we can be disappointed, we cannot walk away and that the fight has only just begun.

Only just begun?

What the fucking fuck, over?

I thought the fight started four years ago when half of this once-great nation was collectively assfucked by the Bush regime and their legions of slackjawed, entrail reading, anti-science waterheads.

If that raw treachery, and everything else that has gone down since then isn't enough to kick-start this party then I have no earthly idea what will.

George W. Bush could stroll out onto the White House lawn wearing whipped cream underwear and dragging a leather-clad Gimp at the end of a leash and half the fucking country would still follow him into the bowels of Hades.

Kerry's on now spewing the standard pithy gibberish about everyone's good work, the need for healing, coming together, and moving forward, blah, blah blah....

Fuck that...Kerry should bitch-slap and pistol-whip Cahill, McCauliffe, Shrum, Brazile and every other hack campaign operative that worked on his campaign.

After he's done that, he should mail each and every one of us who voted for him a big fat tube of KY for the John Holmes-style reaming we will all receive during the next 4 years.

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