Enough Already....

Jesus lived.

Jesus did some good things.

Jesus was tortured.

Jesus died.

Aftr his death, an elaborate myth based on guilt and fear was then created to enslave the Western world.

2,000 years later, a semi-washed-up former action star offers his take on what happened and the whole fricking world throws a fit.

Is the movie real? Who really killed Jesus?

I don't know, let's ask someone who was there. Oh yeah, there's nobody left alive to tell the tale so we're going to have to make a few things up and leave a few things out.

It's only a stupid effing movie people, get over it.